Wednesday, July 04, 2007

4th of July...yippee and crap like that...

So it's July 4th over here in Korea. Everyone is out doing 4th of July kinds of things...eating bar-be-que...hanging out with friends...watching fireworks... you know, fun things. What am I doing you ask?? I am in seclusion. Why you ask?? Cause I have the fever blister that ate North Korea. Yep. I have a f-e-v-e-r- b-l-i-s-t-e-r. I have not seen the light of day this wonderful (sheesh) Weds. You know whose fault this is don't you??? IT IS MY HUSBANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's right!!! The man who signed up for a three month class to leave me to...let's recap shall we..
1. run over a sweet little Ajimah
2. console our daughter alone as she has her heart broken for the first time
3. deal with the summer lovin that has consumed The Son
4. deal with the love triangle that afore-mentioned Son is involved in
5. deal with all the craziness that is Children's Church
6. the fever blister that ate North Korea
7. fight with the cable company who lost our payment and they speak no English
8. face the dreaded personal trainer alone

Can I get an amen sisters out there when I say this man is toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN CAN I GET AN AMEN???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am off to cover all the mirrors in the house with sheets as I can no longer stand to look at myself. Even the dog winces when she sees me.

This is Dawn with the 2nd head growing out of her face signing off...
peace out homies!!


Anonymous said...

Oh, honey, you've got an amen from me! I just love your posts. You crack me up. It's 7:15 a.m. Seattle time and I've already had a giggle. Thanks for the laugh!

Elaine Adair said...

Oh, poooooorrrrrr baaaabeeeeeee! Goodness, go binge on chocolate! Life will be much better then. And isn't the day about over where you are? You can start over in the morning.

Jenna said...

I'm sure you look just as beautiful as you ALWAYS do!!! The Capt will be home very soon and I know you'll forget all about the drama that's happened the 3 months he's been gone. Much love to you girlfriend!

Granny said...

You are so funny! Do drug stores there have Abreva? That stuff really helps but you need to put it on early so it may be too late for you. I'm a great help, huh?

Oh well .. 1 month and 3 days til the Captain comes home. The scab and the scar should be almost gone by then! :)

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Shelina said...

Your counter showing when the Capt returns is getting closer and closer to the finish line. You can do it, hang in there!
Do they celebrate the Fourth of July in Korea? Or just the Americans who are in Korea?

Granny said...

ONE MONTH! You're 2/3 through this!!

Tracey @ozcountryquiltingmum said...

Yeah, I'm with you, I blame him too. (Feel better now?)I still think you look gorgeous...but heck, what would I know!!??Tracey