Thursday, September 18, 2008
Me: I had this weird dream about you last night.
Him: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, I dreamed that there was a woman who went with you guys on your trip and that you were attracted to her and you kissed her. (This was said in a mildly pissy voice as I was mad about the dream I had and wanted him to understand the importance of my anger. hmph!)
Him: Cue the sound of crickets.
Me: Yeah, then you asked me to forgive you and I said no. What do you have to say about that??
Him: Did the girls have a good day at school?
Me: ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT KISSING SOME WOMAN AND MY SUB-CONSCIOUS TOTALLY KNOWS AND IS TRYING TO TELL ME ????
Him: ummmm, no.
Me: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE.
Him: confused silence and I can hear him thinking in his head "Why God did I answer this phone??"
Cue my head exploding.
Yep, trying to lower the dosage on the "ole vitamins" just ain't no fun. Nope. Nu-uh. No fun at all. God help us everyone.
God help us everyone.
Posted by Dawn's Daily Journal at 10:13 AM