Tonight the hubby gathered us all up for a family walk. I grabbed the dog and some poo-bags then we were off. While walking my Middle Daughter says to me "I wish I would've brought the camera to take pictures of us walking together." I turn to her and say "I don't really want to see pics of my behinny. I live in Denial Land where my behinny looks like Angelina Jolie's' and to see differently would make me gnash my teeth and turn into a pillar of salt." Then The Son runs up and body slammed her as boys are wont to do and my behinny was forgotten. Or so I thought. As we were making our way home she says to me "Mom, your butts not big. It is just right. A nice shape." I can hear my husband snort laughing at the both of us.
I then sat on him with my just right/Angelina Jolie behinny. Snort laugh now big guy.
update: my hubby read this post and says "Hey! That doesn't make me sound nice." I told him everything is fair game for the good of the blog. He watches TV for a bit and then says "Angelina Jolie does have a nice behinny." Oh yeah, he's toast!