Wednesday, March 26, 2008

To whom it may concern...a letter

Dear Person Who Lives In The building Next To Mine,
I do not like your dog. Nope. N. O. Not at all. I also need to tell you that I lunged half of my body off our balcony trying to figure out what window I heard that little monster barking from so I could shoot hate daggers at it. ANNNNND I almost fell out. I was really not happy when that happened.
Your little "sweetie" barks from 10-3 every day. Do you really not know this???? How can you not???? What can we do about this situation?? Help me to help you. What do you need from me? A kidney?? I will gladly give you one. Just please, for the love of all things holy, make the barking stop. Just now, while I am typing this the little s!#t has started up again and it is after 5! I will gladly give you one of my children if you would just get rid of it. You obviously don't have time for a are easier! (evil laugh)
Just please..sob...I am begging you!! Please make it stop!!! Make the barking stop!!!


My Thanh said...

I hate the neighbor's dog right behind our house. They put it out at 6:00 in the morning, and it promptly starts barking. Maybe it barks inside all night and they get tired of it come morning. I don't know. It's a crappy dog. And they really suck as well!

Tracey in CT said...

My sympathies on the barking dog. How could the owner not realize what is going on? My neighbor suffers from the same ignorance... but her dog on the screenporch doesn't bark, he howls. ALL. DAY. LONG. Ugh.

Allie said...

this totally happened to me once with my neighbour right next door, and know what I did?
I went over there at 3 in the morning, there it sat as he worked night shift, bark bark bark bark......bark bark bark bark...I untied that mother sucker and let it free and he left for a few hours but came back to his house and sat on the back step and bark bark bark......I almost killed it. Thankfully it got loose one day with it's looooooooooong chain and got tangled in some bushes as the back and hung himself. (I did feel bad for a moment) but the barking stopped.
I totally hear ya with this one!

Lauren The Artist said...

Sell it at Seomun market. Kee-go-gee....