The Son meets a "lady of the evening"

Last night The Son went to the movies with his girlfriend. On the walk home he has to pass a bar/lounge. It is totally harmless...well it's always been...until last night. Last night a woman walked out of the bar side door. She sees my innocent baby and says to him "hey you!" "hey, hey you, come here!!" He, being a man of the world, pretended like he didn't hear her. She persisted. Finally he looked over at her and she asked him how old he was...with a leering smile on her face. He, again, being a man of he world, said the first thing that came to his mind. "ummmm I'm 12" Then he ran home. For those of you who aren't a regular here my son is 18. He came straight home and told my hubby who incidentally was a man of the world and would've sooooo handled that differently when he was 18. My hubby came to bed and told me. We looked at each other and burst out laughing. 12????!!! hahahahahahahahaha That's my boy! Always thinking on his feet and still very innocent. :)
hhahahahahahahahaha 12!