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Thursday, January 15, 2009

SCREAM!!!!!

Oh Dear Int-netz!!!!! You are never ever evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver gonna guess what just happened to me!!!!!!!! I am laying here on the couch...the place I sleep with one eye open in case the girl from The Grudge decides to come outta my sink to get me while the hubby is being tended to by his Plane Butler....when outta nowhere, remember it is night time here and dark.....and scary.....and dark......and the Grudge Girl is waiting to get me......when outta nowhere MY GREENERY FELL OFF THE UPPER PART OF THE WINDOW WHERE IT LOOKS OH SO PRETTY DURING THE DAY BUT OH SO VERY SCARY WHEN IT LANDS ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR I-POD PLUGGED IN YOUR EARS LISTENING TO ENYA AND FEELING ALL IRISHY AND ALL. It fell on my face!!!!!! When it fell on me I sat up and went to scream when I choked on my own spit and then I just knew it was over and I was gonna die.

Good Gravy that man oh' mine can not come home soon enough.
The End.

8 comments:

Zoey said...

Oh, my goodness, Dawn, that must have been so scary! I hope it didn't break your nose or anything!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

It sounds very spieder like. I would have immediately assumed it was a giant man eating spider and would STILL be curled up in a fetal position sucking my thumb.

Hallie

Pam said...

I say it is time to gather the kids and have an old fashion sleep over in the living room with EVERYone in attendance...pull out the air mattresses~ dig out the sleeping bags~ and just camp out in the livingroom TOGETHER! I hear their is safety in numbers.

Pam@
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Jeri is said...

Good grief, I would be writing a letter to our up-coming new prez and say something like,

Dear Mr. Prez Obama,

It is a matter of utmost importance that the Captain remain at home. It is a case of Homeland Security, of furniture repair, of car repair, and the repairing of the plant that is all cute when it is hanging up over the window but not so cute when it is falling on my face when I'm feeling all Irish, and I'm all choking on my own spit. Someone needs to be watching out for me and my kids, and who better than the Captain to do that?

Thank you Mr. Prez.

JudyL said...

I'm the biggest chicken. My heart stopped just reading about the greenery falling on you! I would have died! One night I had a nightmare that someone was trying to get me and I tried to scream and couldn't cuz nothing would come out. Finally it did and I SCREAMED. Woke Speck up but Vince didn't even hear me! That's so comforting. Don't put the greenery back up til your DH gets home!

Chocolate Cat said...

I sure hope the Captn is due home very very soon!!!

Stephanie D. said...

Yep, it's definitely a conspiracy.

Leigh said...

Someone planned for that to happen just at that moment! FREAK OUT!